I did not have pictures taken with that lobbyist, Mr. Jack-off

I did not have pictures taken with that lobbyist, Mr. Jack-off

by "TruthIsAll"
(ProgressiveIndependent.com; direct link at http://tinyurl.com/98pwh)

I never even met Mr. Jack-off. I never had photos taken in the oval office with Mr. Jack-off. There are 5 pictures with Mr. Jack-off but we will not release them. The pictures are irrelevant to the Jack-off investigation.

We were NOT having SEX in the OVARY ORIFICE. Upon stealing this office, I promised the American people that we would bring honor to the office disgraced by The Clenis.

And I said that unlike The Clenis, we would always tell the truth.
We would NEVER lie about a sex act. We have kept the pledge. I have never LIED about a sex act. And I never will.

Notice my mouth is not moving. That means I'm telling the truth. In 2004, I said FISA warrants to wire-tap were necessary. That WAS the Law - then. We follow the Law.

The NY Times has disclosed there were thousands of warrantless wire-taps. The 2004 statement is inoperative. Now, our lawyers tell me I didn't need FISA warrants, any way.

So even if we didn't ask for warrants, it's a moot point. In retrospect, I did NOT break the Law. In fact, I AM the Law

Notice my mouth is moving now... Now Laura and I will leave for Texas. To prepare for SOTU. And to clear brush. BTW, we're going to have the Bin Ladens over for dinner. In the meantime, if you see any planes crashing into buildings.... give us a call.