Brits reclaim USA, Revoking Independence Due to Bush

To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Snipet..

Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy.)

**What will be acceptable**

Filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and an inefficient form of communication.

You will learn to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers, or therapists.

American Cars Are Banned - USA will adopt UK prices on petrol
Casting Changes in Hollywood - ONly English actors may play English characters

Please see link below for more details on your new duties!

by Honorable Basil Fawlty, Esquire

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1323385/posts